1. I was having a nice little shopping trip with my mother-in-law last Saturday. We were walking in front of the Steve Madden store and out of nowhere BAM I went down. I slid on tiny little spill with my left boot and I will say landed ever so gracefully on my right knee. Now I have a nice little knot & bruise under my knee.
2. I was leaving my house Tuesday morning for work and was on the phone with a friend.... tripped going down my front steps. Didn't fall to the ground that time :).
3. Thursday evening I was walking Sebastian while on the phone with Mr. Sophisticate and fell off the curb. I also didn't fall to the ground that time.... but it was pretty embarrassing. My pride was hurt.
4. Friday morning I woke up at 2:30.... WIDE AWAKE. I had already planned to get up early and watch the royal wedding but not till 4:00. I stayed in bed... played on phone.... got up went to the bathroom.... then decided to go downstairs (bad idea). I had one sock on & one sock off (the bed ate one of them). I don't know how it happened but I slid down the last 6 stairs. I thought it was never going to end. I blame it mostly on the socks (or lack there of) and the slippery stairs. Definitely not my ability to walk.... I clearly have no problem with that. THIS fall was the worst one. My tailbone/booty has a wicked bruise. Also my right thigh, right arm, & right wrist are sore. I went to yoga (thought I was going to pilates but whatever) Saturday morning and it actually helped.
I really hope this is the end of it all. My body hurts too much to continue this.
PS MY BIRTHDAY is tomorrow!!
